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Not Prince Hamlet

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The Waiter Chronicles: My Tortured Conscience--The Waiter Responds

Sunday, December 16, 2007

The Waiter has responded to my agonized plea for guidance regarding Saturday night's episode, wherein I was offered food by the chef, but no other waiter was.

Here is his response, in full. Well, almost:

"[expletive deleted] those waiters. Eat the salmon when you can. They'd probably do the same thing to you. We're a rather mercenary bunch. Waiters come and go - stay tight with the kitchen guys.

Happy Holidays



posted by Not Prince Hamlet, 3:19 PM


From a purely pragmatic, "how to be a waiter" POV - that Waiter is one smart dude.
commented by Blogger Landon Whitsitt, 8:23 AM  
But that makes my stomach turn, and that is the reason why guys like you and I make sucky waiters.
commented by Blogger Landon Whitsitt, 8:25 AM  
Me a sucky waiter: a fact about which I have been completely forthcoming.
commented by Blogger Not Prince Hamlet, 8:48 AM  
Wouldn't bother me in the least. How were the mussels?
commented by Anonymous Point of Order, 11:29 PM  

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